KIRIN AND SHIGURE AND THE NOSE GUY WALK
Author: japancat
Content Rating: T-13
Published: 2012-07-17 23:40:38
Tags: Yu Yu Hakusho, Drama, Mukuro, Kirin, Hiei



Summary:
The boys meet in a bar. And they witness a possible breakdown in the enemy's group. But does this mean that there will be no more activity in Cestra?

Author´s Notes and Disclaimers:
((caught up with ffnet... PS if you wanna watch the dramatic reading, I think you should... It's fun...))
Chapter 5
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a/n

THE ADVENT OF EROSIONS REVENGE

CHAPTER 5! KIRIN AND SHIGURE AND THE NOSE GUYY WALK INTO A BAR

SO kirin and Nosey and Shjiure walked into a bar to think. snd it was one of the bars where girls were wearlinglike those swim suits but they’re not swimsuits cause theyre attached to fishnest and stff and they were wearing bunny ears. (a/n NOT THE GUYS, there were maids or waitresses or somethinfQ!)

“How did you no about this place, Shiugure? These girls smell hgood like honeysuckle and tootsierolls,” said Nosey.

“Whale theres goin ta be nun ears round here. Damn varmints listenin everwere if wat ur sayins true,” shigure said. “Hey, ah no where do go when tyou dun wanna be heard>”

“So whatd you get from Hiei yestdery?” Kirin asked. He was drinkinh a cranberry juioce like girls drink but people acre scared of kirin so they don’t say hes a gay due or anything.

“whale he dun didn’t tell me nothing but he darn toting did do it with mukuo. ah wish hed telld me that.”

“You’re shure?” asked Nosey. He was trinking a tequila cause hes hard core JUST LIKE PIT BULL. exceot he doesn’t have cigars or anything cause they diont have those in japan or anything “Not even a kuttle butt?”

“Hmmmmmmmmmm…….. Whale he sayed sometin bout cectra if that means nothing to yall? I dun no knothing about dem interinversal stuff except what yall tell me temna yall no dat.”

“Cestra as in…? Damn. I need to talk to another person and he’s gonna help us buiold an army or something”

“Whddya talking bout tenma? Dis is sometin bad den?”

“No shit, Sherlockm,” Kirin said.

“Hey that aint mah name Ichiban,” shigyure whos name isn’t Sherlock but if it was it’d be pretyuy cold and said

And just when nosey was gonna tell everyone out came………………………………………………………………HIEI IN NA BNUNNY SUIT WITHN RTHE EARS And RGe FISHNETS WHICH WAS GROSS CAUSE IF YOU LOOKED DOWN Yiou might see his weewola (a/n that’s what my grandma calls a nasty boy thingy!) But you know Hiei has bigger boobs than I am. I bet he’s like a DD o something cause eh has some massive ass titties ya know! Like even bigger than Mukuro and she hass DD I think whiuch is why Kirin thinks she’s hot cause he;’s like the peope in Qwadsr of Stigmaata where everyone likes bioobies.

“OH MUY JESUS GOD SJIT!” Kirin screamed except no one can hear him cause they playing a loud song that goes like this

“You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind,
You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time.
Don't bring me down,
no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

You wanna stay out with your fancy friends.
I'm tellin' you it's go to be the end,
Don't bring me down,no no no no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down,grroosss
Don't bring me down.” (a/n I heard this song on the radio and its called don’t bring be down by electric something or something but I don’t okwm it ok???)

“…You want me to take your orders?” Hiei asked.

“You got any pillows?” Shigure asked.

“What for?”

“Or an ice shower?”

“What for?’

“Or some tissues?”

“Whjat for?”

“…You wanna ocme with mah to that der bathroom?”

“What fior?”

“You know whar for?”

“No I don’t.” Hiei stopped. “Oh shit, no, you just fixed that okay?”

“…You got Mukuro anywhere?”

“No we don’t ever work in the same places.”

And then this lady with bobs and stuff and shirt hair walked by in a bunny swinsuit thing with the fishnets and the eard and stuff and it
was……………………………………………..MUKUERO IN A BUNNY DRESS THING.

“What RTHE HELL ARE YIUI DOING HERE?” shigure scxreamed and then he came and it was gross canuse nosey and kirin were there and they had yo clean up his bklood and astuff

“Whateth in thee bloodyeth helleth art thou doing in thise establishmente Hieieth? Art thou stupideth? did I not tell ythou not to worketh in the sameth establishemente as thy?” Mukruo asked britishy

“But you said you needed hel reainsing money,” hiei said. “For your art project.”

“UNFORGIVABLETH!” MUKURO said sadly.

“EWvery bit counts!”

“Maybe we dhould leave, Kirin said.” Because he didn’t like the sond playing that wentHighway run into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind
Restless hearts sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love along the wire
They say that the road
ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line it's been you and me
And loving a music man
ain't always what it's supposed to be

Girl
you stand by me
I'm forever yours
faithfully
Circus life under the big top world
We all need the clowns to make us laugh
Through space and time
Always another show

Wodering where I am lost without you
And being a part ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you

Oh girl
you stand by me
I'm forever yours
faithfully
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
faithfully
I'm still yours
I'm forever yours
Ever yours
faithfully (a/n this is faithfully by journery and I don’t own this euter but I want it on my
ipod real bad!!! )

“No! WE MUST SSTASY ASND SEE HOEW THID GOES CAUSE IT MIGHT MEAN SOMETHING FOR THE MISSION,” mispered nosey.

“Then\st thou must have sayeth somethinge before we hath worketh in thee sameth establishmenteth!” Mukuro said and she puett her hands on her hips and Kirin wished he had a pullow too cause he was super hot to him. especially now she most naked.

‘Then fine I’m quitting!” said Hiei

“Nein! I sayest that thine art thou naught a coupleth! We musteth seeth otherethh peopleth fore to countinueth thine life. So until a fortnighte ist overeth, Hieieth Vladimirovich Chekhove Jaghanish! thou art dead to thee! and thou shalt naught take my name so thou shalt naught longereth be Hieieth Vladirmioviche Chekhow Jaganshi-Yagami!!”

“Screw you then! I’m taking your goat tio!”

“That goateth does naught love thee!” And the Mukuro gave them a look that no one ever wanted to see which was the tyour dead to me look like n how I met your mother! I(a/n don’t own!)

“And my name’s Hiei Vladimirovich Chekhov Petersburg Jaganshi! You’re doing it wrong!” And the he tooked off ghis uniform and ran out of the bar naked and stuff and crying like by cat when dhe doesn’t get food at ten.

“That was… disturbing…” Nsoet said. He turned to Shigure but he was asleep and bloody and stuff. Kirin was stikl staring at Mukuro. “…Bitch of you stay here. I have to make a call.”

“Waiteth! Dost thou wanteth mine takenedth thoust order?” Mukruo asjed.

“No we’re good.” And in ten minuites nosey came and said, “I have an opponent tomorrow at noon woth my other correspondent. You both need to mcome.”

“I’;ll pass,” kirin said.

“Whaddya mean yall pass?” Shigure asked. “Dis here da universe wall talking bout here? YUall don’t get many of dem do yall?”

“But this means Mukuro’s available! I checked her facebook it says single now!”

“She has a facebook? And yall dun have one do? Shit, maybe I need one of dem newfangled ocmputech tings>\”

“Hey, you can’t do that!@ she’s evil!” said nosey!

“But I been waiting for forver. Go without me!” Kirin said.

“”Dis bromance is ocver if yall dun say no!” shigured added

:sort,” kirin said.

“Whalefan den mahn den yall go fer yer nice ass pieca ass and… I want her to…. but bros before hos yall!”

And the Kirin ran after Mukuro but then Mukuro said in the kitchen looking said and styff cause she likes hieuy especially when they secy and stuff but mostly hiei. And then he decided to give his love some time.

NEXT TIME OF ADVENT! DOES KRIN ASK MUKURO OUT? DOES HIEI PUT HIS CLOTHS BACK ON? WHO ARE NOSEY AND SHIGURE GOING TO MEET AND ARE THEY A PIRATE OR A NIB JA? I DUNNOP BUT I WANT SOME PIZZA ROLS NOW!

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