SfH 3 The Hiei and Mukuro Story
Author: japancat
Content Rating: T-13
Published: 2012-07-20 00:04:41
Tags: Yu Yu Hakusho, Parody, Humor



Summary:
Mukuro and Hiei go on an adventure together.

Author´s Notes and Disclaimers:
This was written back when Heroes was actually a thing. And before it turned into crap.
Chapter 3
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Mukuro was really worn out. She was really sick of doing... demon... adult stuff. Something something darkside something something evil. Well, in any case she was tired because apparently you can get tired from doing... whatever it is she does during the day other than sleep and talk to Hiei in that one scene in the last episode. Seriously what the hell DOES she do all day? For the sake of this begining paragraph let's say she sky dives off those weird mushroom cloud looking things in DEmon World and lands on Raizen's lawn everyday and gets chased away by him. Anyway, she decided it was time she takes a break. So she walked to Hiei who was sitting in the darkness of a closet with his cool little cell phone texting someone.

"I'm going," she told him as she started to walk out of the room.

"Whatcho talkin bout... Mukuro?" He put the phone down.

"I'm sick of it here. I'm going on vacation."

"2wear?"

Oo "What was that just now?"

"IDK. WTF! IDIA!"

"What did I tell you about texting people all night?"

"MYOB, will ya?"

"Who could you be texting! It's two in the morning!"

"IDK, my BFF Kurama."

"I doubt he's... Why am I talking to you!" She walked out and fell down a flight of stairs only to please the anti Mukuro fandom for a second. Come to think of it, who put those stairs there? Anyway, Hiei came after her and grabbed her by the ankles.

"TAKE ME WITH YOU! I ATE MY SHOES YESTERDAY AND NOW I'M BORED!" Somehow Hiei's screaming woke no one up. But with that they left together to... The Amazon rainforest!

"Why the hell did we have to come here?!" Hiei growled.

"You wanted to come too remember?" she replied saracastically.

"So? I could've been texting Kurama right now! Don't you know what we text about?"

"What, do you cyber?"

"No I- Okay once but I was confused and I ate my other shoes and was bored again! And it was the most awkward five minutes of my life!"

"You disturb me."

And Hiei got pwned by a cocounut. They walked on.

"I'm bored. I'm tired. Are we there yet? I'm hungry," Hiei continued to whine.

"Shut it!" She looked at the map. "I think we're lost."

"Crap! Dammit! Son of a..."

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Mukuro, sometimes it's necessary to curse and now is one of those times."

"Screw this. I'm not going through this any longer..." She pulled out a remote. "I'm fast forwarding this." She pushed a button. "There. Now we're. Hey, look it's me in the past."

"Mukuro."

"Yeah?"

"You rewinded time, didn't you?"

"Yeah."

"Crap, dammit, son of a...!"

"Let's just relive our lives and...!"

"No, give me that!" He pushed a button. "There now we're in..." He looked around. There were broken down buildings. "In the future... Of New York. After the bomb goes off..."

"Say what?"

"Don't you watch Hereoes? Save the cheerleader save the world! Are you on the list?" Long silence. "Yeah. I'll go back."

And they were stuck wandering time until Hiei ate his shoes AGAIN and got bored AGAIN.

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