Silent Hill ~Endings~ UFO
Author: japancat
Content Rating: T-16
Published: 2012-07-20 01:25:15
Tags: Yu Yu Hakusho, Kurama, Hiei, Mukuro, Kuronue, Yukina



Summary:
But I jest in this answer.

Author´s Notes and Disclaimers:
In the tradition of the UFO joke endings in the games... And yes, you could have cut off the reading from the point that I copy and pasted. I'm sure some people would have. Thanks for reading, nonetheless.
Chapter 19
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Mukuro and Kurama walked down the stairs in the hospital. After slipping on an unknown substance on the staircase, Kurama pinched his nose to stop his nosebleed. The two then came across a door and decided to open the door. Kurama quickly waved his flashlight around to make sure the coast was clear.

"Dammit! There you are!" Kurama jumped at the sound of Hiei's voice and struggled to keep the flashlight in his hand. (He probably only accomplished smearing blood all over it, making it even more slippery.) "What the hell is wrong with you, keeping a cripple waiting like this? And do something about your nose! You're getting blood all over the damn place!"

"There's your dumb ass alright..." Mukuro sighed. "Don't get all pissy at us. So were you crying? Can't hide it. I hear it in your voice. I told you not to turn on the damn light. And what'd you do? Don't you think I would have a reason for saying that?"

"Why the hell didn't you just tell me that Yukina's dead? Why didn't you just tell me they hanged her up with her clothes? You just want me to say in the same room with her body just sitting there in some nasty ass place like this?"

"So you want me to tell you that your search was all for nothing?"

"I'd prefer to know. And what, did you find Kurama's mom's body laying around in a gutter and did you tell him not to look there either? Why the hell are you still here? What're you here for?"

"You know... We saved your ass so many times you shouldn't even start saying anything to us. I didn't want to say anything to you because I didn't want you to end up like me."

"What, screwed up in the head? Screw you, Mukuro!" Hiei shoved Mukuro into the wall, only to have her knock down the wall, revealing a long hall. "The fuck…? You're really heavy if you break down a wall that easy."

Mukuro got up and glared at him. "Well, you're an asshat, Hiei. And right now I wanna tell you that stupid bandana you wear makes you look gay, no matter what your reason for wearing it is."

"It's a damn good reason, you c-"

"Can we just see what's at the end of the hall? I'm tired of your shit!" Kurama kicked them both. The two reluctantly went through the hall, looking as though the battle wasn't over even though Kurama said it was. They reached the end of the hall and were in a white room with various buttons placed on the walls. He looked up to see a window above them with a clear view of stars. "What the hell? Are we in a spaceship?"

"In a hospital? Are you stupid?" Hiei asked.

"I opened a can of corn and got a bunch of light bulbs. After stuff like that, should a space ship here surprise you?" Mukuro replied, giving him a look like he just recited something that Lewis Carrol would understand perfectly.

A door opened and Yomi and Shura walked in with a cup of strange green liquid in each of their hands. They noticed the three and yelled something in some strange language.

"Well, it looks like we've been discovered. Told you this was a stupid place to put the ship, dad!" Shura sighed. He plopped himself into a chair. "We got nothing else to do but grant them wishes. Stupid Earth people."

"Quit your whining. This means we're free now. Now we can be free to watch some of that Chocolate Rain."

"Oh, I can watch Marble Hornets… Let's just get this over with. I hate this."

Yomi walked up to Hiei. "Okay, you, Hiei, wanted this magazine that you lost when you were fifteen."

Hiei opened it to the center page and Kurama who looked over his shoulder felt his nose splurt out blood. Hiei's eyes immediately widened. "Whoo! Porn!"

"And you, Mukuro, wanted this Venus fly trap and this kaleidoscope."

Mukuro started playing with both happily. "Yay! A man eating plant and a colorful world."

Hiei looked a little annoyed that she got two presents but shrugged it off and continued thumbing through the magazine. Shura saw this was a problem and tossed him a bag of starburst just to get him to shut up.

"And you, Kurama, wanted to be put into a yaoi but little did you know that you were in one all along!"

Kurama was outraged, "What! I didn't want that at all!"

"Oh…" Yomi wasn't fazed. "Well, you're in one. Actually lots of them."

"Wow, alien-sans! You're the greatest!" Hiei and Mukuro said with wide grins on their faces.

"No they're not! I wanna blow some cheesecakes in!" Kurama growled as he karate chopped the TV.

Yomi and Shura shrugged and let the tragedy take its course.

"It's time to roll the credits…" Heather Mason (Silent Hill 3)

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